1 00:00:01,360 --> 00:00:03,959 Anyone watching, thinking we know fuck all 2 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:05,999 about knowing fuck all about owt, 3 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,359 needs to watch their back. 4 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:11,519 So, you've had your Labour reclassifying skunk, 5 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:13,239 sending prices sky-high, 6 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:17,239 literally, literally, taking the grass from its own roots. 7 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:19,959 Now you've got your Con-Dem nation, 8 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:23,359 Liberals noshing Tories like altar boys picking dimps up. 9 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:27,359 Have we had a national fucking stroke or what? 10 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:31,159 Is revolution a word, or was it never? 11 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:33,599 Anybody watching needs to know, 12 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:37,039 we cope better than average with irony in Chatsworth. 13 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:39,879 Well, for fuck's sake, we live in Manchester 14 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:43,119 and they charge us for water. 15 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:47,119 I wandered lonely as a clown, necking mushrooms rarely found. 16 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:51,639 This green and pleasant land in ancient times... 17 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:54,239 Yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak! 18 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:57,519 It's not theirs any more. 19 00:00:57,520 --> 00:01:01,039 This is our England now. 20 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:05,039 Party! 21 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:10,959 Can someone please explain the criteria for a lie 22 00:01:10,960 --> 00:01:12,839 to be a little white lie? 23 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:15,719 Whose standard are we measuring this by? 24 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:19,719 Why don't we have labels for other sizes of lies? 25 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:23,799 Lies that are off-white, or darkening shades of grey, 26 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:27,999 until in the end they turn to big dirty pitch-black abominations? 27 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:34,639 Uh-oh! Uh-oh! 28 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:37,319 Uh-oh. A big rub. 29 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:41,639 Wow! 30 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:47,839 It pains me to admit it, but I never thought she'd be this good. 31 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:56,039 Er... need to change the barrel, yeah? 32 00:01:56,920 --> 00:02:00,919 What for? 33 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:11,439 Jamie! 34 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:39,399 Oh, shit. Are you taking the piss? 35 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:42,119 Mam! Mam, leave it, leave it. 36 00:02:57,040 --> 00:03:00,439 Paddy?! 37 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:02,559 Get in! 38 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:10,319 He just couldn't go quietly, could he? 39 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:13,919 Lady Diana had less people lining the streets. 40 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:15,359 God rest her soul. 41 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:18,679 When did he die? 42 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:20,759 Right? What are you doing? 43 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:24,759 Whoo! 44 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:29,439 I'm surprised they weren't wearing balaclavas. 45 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:33,599 Ooh, that's a pretty one. 46 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:35,679 It's fucking lovely, Mimi! 47 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:38,239 All right, mate? How's it going? 48 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:39,559 Hiya. 49 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:41,919 All right? 50 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:43,839 How's it going, man? 51 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:46,519 Hey, I thought the IRA gave all their guns to the filth. 52 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:48,999 Yeah, well, plenty slipped through the net. 53 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:56,359 Shane, cheers, mate. Good stuff. 54 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:59,519 See you, love, take care. 55 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:02,919 Nice weapon. Ha-ha-ha. 56 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:04,919 Talk about drawing attention, though. 57 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:08,919 He's not stupid. Now the police think he's dead, he can start all over. 58 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:11,119 So, where is he? Got off to Thailand, didn't he? 59 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:15,279 He'll be sipping cocktails on a beach somewhere in Koh Samui. 60 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:18,359 Or hanging out with some underage brass in Patpingpong. 61 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:20,799 Yeah! Ah, fuck this. 62 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:23,719 Hiya, Mimi. Hiya. 63 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:25,839 Fill your boots, lads. 64 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:29,559 'A Moss Side man has been arrested on suspicion of arson. 65 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:32,639 'The arrest follows a three-month-long investigation 66 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:36,039 'of a suspected firebomb attack on a house in...' 67 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:39,439 I need pushing to Chesney's. Well, why can't he take you? 68 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:43,439 He's got to further his education so he ends up nothing like you. 69 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:50,279 Oh! 70 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:54,519 Oh! Spare the fucking rod, Patty. 71 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:57,799 This is the 21st century. You can't buy a flagon of mead in the Jockey, you know. 72 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:00,839 And live rent-free as well? Well, helping out covers that. 73 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:03,799 Tinned food and chip shops? Tight bitch. 74 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:07,799 How many fucking brain cells is that gonna help me batter? 75 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:10,719 Take a look around, Frank. 76 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:12,959 All those child benefits, long gone. 77 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:14,559 Carl looks after me. 78 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:18,039 Occasionally. It's my money that keeps you going. 79 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:21,719 Plus, I couldn't trust you with any more than a tenner. 80 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:24,359 It was a one-off. 81 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:27,039 You would think I'd risk bankrolling 82 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:30,519 such disgusting behaviour at Lillian's again? 83 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:34,519 It's a proven timeless cure for lovesickness. 84 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:38,559 Even if you can't get it up? 85 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:45,479 You should never have driven Libby away. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 86 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:49,479 If you'd kept it in your pants, she'd still be here. 87 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:53,959 'We want you to ring in and tell us your ideas...' 88 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:56,759 Cigs, please, Ches. And some green papers. 89 00:05:56,760 --> 00:06:00,199 Hiya! 90 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:02,639 Chesney! 91 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:05,599 How long have you been there? You need to speak up, love. 92 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:08,439 I'll have you for discrimination. 93 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:10,799 Doubt it. 94 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:14,799 Keep your pork faggots! 95 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:18,279 Hey, little man. Procession was a bit OTT, wasn't it? 96 00:06:18,280 --> 00:06:21,519 You just practise looking sad. Like the tears of a clown. 97 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:24,159 How's business? Demand's definitely there. 98 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:27,119 I could do four parties tomorrow if I had the staff. 99 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,599 Staff? 100 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:31,639 Shit. I have. I've double-booked. 101 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:33,039 Relying on other people can be hard work. 102 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:34,999 I thought you were supporting me. 103 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,719 You know I am. So, then, why do you keep avoiding me? 104 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:41,039 I love what you're doing. 105 00:06:41,040 --> 00:06:43,879 Lend us 500 quid, then. It's cheap for a reason, Karen. 106 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:47,879 No, no, it's not cheap when you see what it can do. 107 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:55,679 You look after me and I might show you what I can do. 108 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,679 What's up with you? Not still missing Libby, are you? 109 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:06,679 Oh, fuck me! Hello! Vernon Francis doesn't lose any kip 110 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:10,079 cos the latest split-arse can't deal with the heat. 111 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:13,359 Everyone can see right through you! 112 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:15,599 Tell me, do I look bothered? 113 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:19,599 Don't feel sorry for him. You all saw how he treated her. 114 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:25,239 25% off any of the girls except Marcie and Mandy. 115 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:28,919 They've just been vagazzled. Swarovski. 116 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:30,399 Oh! 117 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:33,519 Do I look like some low-life punter with zero self-respect? 118 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:36,559 No offence, of course. 119 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:40,559 Suit yourself. Ah! 120 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:46,759 Oh! This bloody pub! 121 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:49,319 She'll be perfect. 122 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:51,239 I just need two more now. 123 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:55,239 You've got no chance. 124 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:57,839 Where there's a will... 125 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:01,479 I'm sick of it! How am I supposed to get in and out on my own? 126 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:03,519 Now what are you whinging on about? 127 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:06,319 Your toilets. You couldn't swing a cat in there. 128 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:10,319 Oh, yack, yack, yack. Buy a drink or shut the fuck up. 129 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:13,199 If they're too small I'll have you for discrimination. 130 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:17,199 Whoa! Fucking... Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman. 131 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:19,959 Lower than a rattlesnake's clout. 132 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:21,799 Oh. Agreed! 133 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:24,239 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing? 134 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:25,479 There's nothing worse. 135 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:28,599 Grasses make me sick. I haven't done anything! 136 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:32,239 And there's nothing for you to do if you're already barred. 137 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:34,079 Oh! 138 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,359 Back at the gaff, Strangelove! 139 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:41,999 I know they weren't together, but Mimi has just lost her husband. 140 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,439 That Scouse bitch shouldn't speak to me like that. 141 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:44,959 They're gangsters! 142 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:47,639 More plastic than a Tupperware party. 143 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:49,839 I remember when Manchester had real villains. 144 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:53,079 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Old-school QSG? 145 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:56,599 Those old fuckers wouldn't last ten minutes on the streets today. 146 00:08:56,600 --> 00:09:00,239 You don't mess with the Maguires. Half-breed tinkers? Don't scare me. 147 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:03,359 Here. Read that bit. 148 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:05,919 "2.2 by 1.8..." 149 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,279 Mm-hm. Er... 150 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,519 "With a minimum turning circle of 1.5 metres." 151 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:13,519 Right, come on. 152 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:17,959 That's it there. See? 153 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:21,959 Knew it! Miles out. Pass me the phone. 154 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:26,519 It's about time somebody stood up to those bullies. 155 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:34,079 Sorry for your loss. 156 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:44,919 That's every police station in South Manchester. 157 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:50,319 Something wrong with your legs? What am I supposed to put the ale in? 158 00:09:57,360 --> 00:09:59,719 Do us a favour, will you? Collect some glasses. 159 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:03,719 I've done a lot worse for a lot less. 160 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:10,639 I'm gonna go lie down a minute, yeah? 161 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:19,839 Why can't you juggle like that? 162 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:23,839 Because that knobhead was born a clown. 163 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:28,839 Karma police. 164 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:32,279 Paddy Maguire, bang to rights. 165 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:36,159 Hey, what's the odds on old nick-nack Paddy-whack 166 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:39,119 drifting off all peaceful with a smile on his napper? 167 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:41,279 Fucking no chance. 168 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:43,439 Chuckie ar la. 169 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:47,439 Bet half of him's not even in there, know what I mean? Vroom! 170 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:51,919 Think he is chopped up? 171 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:53,679 What happened to you chatting me up? 172 00:10:53,680 --> 00:10:55,079 What's the point if you won't let me do anything? 173 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:58,879 Gaz Sharpe gave me this just to watch me bend over from behind. 174 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:00,279 I only want a kiss. 175 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:03,519 A kiss is actual contact. Intimate. 176 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:06,479 Even prostitutes don't do that. 177 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:10,479 I'll have to work out what it's worth. 178 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:16,279 What do we want? Toilets! 179 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:17,839 When do we want them? Now! 180 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:18,839 What do we want? 181 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:20,239 What the...? 182 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:21,639 When do we want them? Now! 183 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:23,679 What do we want? Toilets! 184 00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:25,879 When do we want them? You're having a laugh. 185 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:27,719 What do we want? Toilets! 186 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,119 When do we want them? Now! 187 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:31,119 What do we want? Toilets! 188 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:34,559 When do we want them? Get the fuck away from my pub! 189 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:36,599 They're disabled! 190 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,679 So, they should know better! 191 00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:42,679 You stupid bitch! This is a peaceful demonstration! 192 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:45,479 Someone call the police! 193 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:47,879 Jamie! 194 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:51,239 Get away from me, you lunatic! 195 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:53,639 You'll get nicked for being on the premises! 196 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:57,119 Leave her alone! Jamie! 197 00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:59,079 Jamie, do something! 198 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:02,199 Mam! 199 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:04,999 Mam! 200 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,679 We don't need any trouble with that coffin around. 201 00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:10,319 We'll do it. Someone sees sense. 202 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:12,959 You'll change both toilets? Men's and women's. 203 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,439 And a ramp? 204 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:19,839 And am I still barred? 205 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,039 No. 206 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:25,719 It's the right thing to do. 207 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:31,959 Jamie! Jamie! 208 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:36,319 Jamie? 209 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,199 Jamie! 210 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:44,479 Jay! 211 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:46,559 Wonder how he really died. 212 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:48,719 Probably had a heart attack. 213 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:52,719 Bit young. My cousin's got one of these. 214 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,959 You don't break into gangsters' houses. 215 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:58,599 I think I just worked out what a kiss might be worth. 216 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:02,599 A picture of Paddy on your phone. 217 00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:16,319 Letitia! 218 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:20,319 Wait! 219 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:45,319 What happened? 220 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:48,519 You tell me. You fainted. 221 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:50,279 Oh. 222 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:52,159 Jamie? 223 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:59,999 Ah, isn't he funny, Jamie? 224 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:02,679 Ha-ha-ha! 225 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:11,799 Oh. 226 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:13,039 They've sent me under ever since. 227 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:16,359 And I thought you were a big, hard, fearless gangster. 228 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:17,839 This can't get out, Karen. 229 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:18,599 Course not. 230 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:21,319 I'm serious. Any sign of weakness and people pounce. 231 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:23,639 Tony Soprano went to a shrink. 232 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:24,519 Karen. 233 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:28,519 OK. I get it. 234 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:41,679 Surprise! 235 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:42,559 Karen! Don't! 236 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:44,799 Shh. OK. OK. 237 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:45,719 It'll be OK. 238 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:47,439 Please! 239 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:51,439 I promise. It'll be all right. See? 240 00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:55,119 Just let it go. 241 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:56,959 Karen, please, I'm fucking begging you! 242 00:14:56,960 --> 00:15:00,119 Shh. This'll work. Don't be scared. 243 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:01,879 Come on. 244 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:04,679 No! 245 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:08,679 OK. 246 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,399 Are you some kind of pervert? 247 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:13,559 You owe me. 248 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:15,679 You didn't even get a photo. 249 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:19,679 What if I got something better? 250 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:21,039 Are you stupid? 251 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:22,599 We could sell it. 252 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:26,599 We? Leave it out! What if it's... 253 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:29,719 The trigger's a bit... 254 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:34,679 What are you doing? Get away from here. 255 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:39,959 Outside. Just now. Two shots. 256 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:44,599 Quickly! 257 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:54,279 Should never have left Longsight. You all right? 258 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:58,519 That's all that matters. 259 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:10,639 How would I know if anyone was out to get us? 260 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:14,639 Could be kids fucking about. Why would we have enemies? 261 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,559 Just part of the investigation, Mrs Maguire. 262 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:21,559 I'd like to know which grass reported this bullshit, though. 263 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:30,679 These things dig right into my tits. 264 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:33,559 Fucking Gunchester. Give me the Dingle any day. 265 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,479 That was every wrong 'un in town 266 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:38,639 and nobody's owning up to firing a gun. Our enemies are lying low. 267 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:41,239 Right. 268 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:42,359 Well, go on. 269 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:42,839 The police. 270 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:45,199 Ah, now they really are taking the piss. 271 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:48,639 Not commiserating for Paddy. Mental Macca got killed last night. 272 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:51,039 They haven't got a body, though. 273 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:54,679 No. But half of his brain's left splattered on a wall. 274 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:58,679 How do you know anyway? 275 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:10,879 He wouldn't take no for an answer. We had no choice. 276 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:13,279 Is nothing sacred? 277 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:14,919 It's an empty coffin! 278 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:16,639 With your father's name on it! 279 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:20,399 It was a lot less messy than chopping Macca up. 280 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:24,399 The bizzies just said that whoever killed Mental Macca is shooting at us. 281 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:26,359 Why would they say that? 282 00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:29,799 The bullet casings they found are from the same gun. 283 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,839 Bollocks. They can't be. 284 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:34,239 Maybe it's their idea of a joke. 285 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:36,879 Oh, funny. Very fucking funny. 286 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:40,879 Yeah. Do you want to rearrange? 287 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:43,199 OK. Bye. 288 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:45,079 What's up? 289 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:46,999 Another cancellation. 290 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,559 What's wrong with you? 291 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:52,559 Nothing. I just need to check something. 292 00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:01,639 Oh, aye? What have you done with our daughter? 293 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,399 I paid her off. 294 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:05,439 You'll teach her bad habits. 295 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:08,559 She'll need plenty, if she's to get what she wants. 296 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:11,599 I know what you want. 297 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,199 Oh! 298 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:24,519 And the warriors climbed off the unicorns, and dived into the crystal pool. 299 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:30,039 Which made their shorts go all see-through. 300 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:33,839 And all the children lived happily ever after. 301 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,839 What's Mental Macca doing in there? 302 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:48,999 Ah, whoa! What have I done? 303 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:49,639 Where is it? 304 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:50,479 What? 305 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:51,719 The gun. 306 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:53,279 I thought we'd sold them all. 307 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:55,319 The one with my prints on it. 308 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:56,759 Ahh! 309 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:02,839 That Afro was the only reason you went out with me. 310 00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:04,799 Is that what you reckon? 311 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:07,959 My comb at an angle. Tacchini tracksuit. 312 00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:09,919 Break-dancing at West Wythy with Jason Orange. 313 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:12,479 I sure picked the right one then. 314 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:14,479 I could spin on my head better than him. 315 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:17,359 Only cos you had more padding. 316 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:18,399 Round two upstairs? 317 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:21,399 Mm. 318 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,519 I'll be waiting. 319 00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:02,479 Bye! 320 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:17,799 I'm delighted the landlord has seen fit to cater to our needs. 321 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:23,279 It's about time more people stood up for what they know to be right. 322 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,439 Three cheers for Patty! Hip-hip! 323 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:28,039 At least they're spending. 324 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:32,039 We'll take to the road and show no mercy for any business 325 00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:35,599 that fails to meet the basic levels of support 326 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:39,599 needed by everyone in this community. 327 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,759 How was it? 328 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:49,879 Not bad. Come on, over here. 329 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:52,799 Always knew you were a clown, Micky! 330 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:56,799 So, who got the best tips? 331 00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,719 What happened? 332 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:03,719 Hoo-hoo! 333 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:14,319 Who wants to see some magic, kids? Wanna play? 334 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:17,239 Ooh. Ha. 335 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:20,199 Ooh. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh! 336 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,279 Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh! 337 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:24,359 So, no-one got paid? 338 00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:28,039 I had to pay them. Compo. But I'll cover it. 339 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:31,159 Do you know how much this gear costs? 340 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:32,759 We'll do better next time. 341 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:34,839 Please, Karen. I love my job. 342 00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:38,839 Me too. 343 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:42,439 Must be true what they say. Old Dr Time can heal all wounds. 344 00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:46,439 With the help of a crushed-up Viagra and a gram of Charlie. 345 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:51,799 Jamie, get Patty whatever she wants. 346 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:55,799 A single malt. 347 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,719 Pint, Mimi. 348 00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:01,519 Your fetid little maggot back in working order, then? 349 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:02,519 Y'on about? 350 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,919 Libby's better off away from such filth. 351 00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:08,399 Lest we forget, your own daughter fucked off on you as well. 352 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:12,399 Because you filled her head full of romance and turned out to be a gobshite. 353 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:17,039 Ah. And has she been in touch with her dear old mum to tell her how she is? 354 00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:19,679 Treat her to a coffee? 355 00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:23,679 Let her know where the fuck she's even gone? 356 00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:34,959 Son? 357 00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:43,159 Where is he? 358 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:44,759 Aidan! 359 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:47,839 I'm on the radio in a second. 360 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:49,079 That's nice. 361 00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:52,759 Are you listening to your favourite great auntie on the wireless? 362 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:56,759 You're my only great auntie. Record it for us. 363 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,439 Did you get it back? 364 00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:01,919 It wasn't there and they're not saying anything. 365 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:04,279 You two getting it on yet? 366 00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:06,199 I'm on the radio in a minute, Carl. 367 00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:09,159 Yeah, nice one. I need a few Z's. Had another late one. 368 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:12,959 '..mathematics and science in older children. 369 00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:15,679 'The Government's latest drive to raise standards...' 370 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,879 Aidan! It... 371 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:21,559 Carl! It's about to start. 372 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:25,559 'That's all the news. But now, here's the weather.' 373 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:29,919 Someone come and just turn it up! 374 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:33,919 '..sunshine mainly in the afternoon. Generally southeasterly breeze with warm temperatures, 375 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:38,319 'highs of 20 to 22 degrees Celsius.' 376 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:55,759 'I'm delighted the landlords have seen sense... 377 00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:01,439 'time more people stood up for what they know to be right.' 378 00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:03,639 'Three cheers for Patty. Hip-hip!' 'Hooray! 379 00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:05,919 'Hip-hip!' 'Hooray!' 380 00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:12,999 'Hip-hip!' 'Hooray!' 381 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,239 Hey, look, everyone. Here's Patty! 382 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:30,399 We heard you on the radio, Patty. Give her what she wants. 383 00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:35,479 Whisky. 384 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:49,679 Again. 385 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:53,439 No gratitude for getting your mates in? 386 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:56,279 A sheet of plywood and a brick? 387 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:59,399 I know. Wish I'd have thought of it earlier. 388 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:00,279 And again. 389 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:02,599 Patty! Come and join us. 390 00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:05,159 Yeah, come and have a drink. 391 00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:09,159 Yay! Too right, you should go and celebrate. 392 00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:11,959 Children of the revolution! 393 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:14,799 Chorlton nil, wheelies one, eh, Patty? 394 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:18,039 No, it's a wonderful day, my sister of Shankly. 395 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:22,039 Especially when the drinks are on those close to you. 396 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,239 Ha-ha-ha. 397 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:26,639 Well done, Patty. 398 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,279 Well, aren't we popular? 399 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,239 What do you want to keep your mouth shut? 400 00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,479 80/20 on the disability benefit. 401 00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:34,359 No chance. 402 00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:37,479 Huh... Hey, everyone! Come on! 403 00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:39,959 Big cheer for Patty! 404 00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:42,199 Yeah, party, party! 405 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:43,639 Whoa! Ha-ha! 406 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:46,039 Ha-ha-ha. Your call. 407 00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:49,879 Ha-ha. 408 00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,879 Yeah, come on! Drinks all round! 409 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:56,879 Wheelies! What's your pleasure? Come on! 410 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:04,519 One... 411 00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:07,519 two, three, four... 412 00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:09,439 five... Look at that one! 413 00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:10,799 ..six. 414 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:14,799 Cheeky f... 415 00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:16,959 Oi! Leave it alone! 416 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:18,319 Chatsworth's my patch. 417 00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:20,159 Yeah? It's a free market. 418 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,919 Fucking... 419 00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:40,119 Come on, lads. That's got to be worth 50 quid. 420 00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:43,879 Cheers, Tony. Here y'are, do you wanna leave us your numbers? 421 00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:46,079 We might be able to get you some business. 422 00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:48,759 That'll come in handy. 423 00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:52,559 No, I'm really sorry. No, I can't make Cody's birthday party. 424 00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:55,439 It's very important. Sorry. 425 00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:58,119 No word? 426 00:26:58,120 --> 00:27:00,159 Maybe the filth are playing games with us. 427 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,279 Why would they? 428 00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:02,519 Because that's the sort of bullshit they pull. 429 00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:05,519 Would the police fire a gun through your mam's window? 430 00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,759 Well, somebody has, and it's doing my head in. 431 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:11,759 Silver lining. I am cutting down on all the clowns around here. 432 00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:05,639 Falling down the stairs the day before your daughter's wedding? 433 00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,239 That's right. 434 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:10,239 All the way down? 435 00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:12,159 I needed an operation, didn't I? 436 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,119 Impeccable timing. 437 00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:15,999 She was too good for him. 438 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:19,999 Oh, too good for all of them if it means leaving you. 439 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:22,639 180 a week disability is no lottery win. 440 00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:24,679 Hey, keeps the wolves at bay. 441 00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:27,079 Stop showing off. Drawing attention. 442 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,599 People know I can't stand the sight of you. 443 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:34,999 Clean off, mate. Clean off. 444 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,559 No... 445 00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:40,559 All right, boys, grab a plate. I've made plenty. 446 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,079 Here you go. 447 00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:50,079 And yours, Mimi. I just laid it all out on a plate, didn't I? 448 00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:53,719 Changed man. Virtually went down on my knees. And still she went. 449 00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:55,879 She always thought she was better than she was. 450 00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:57,399 And then she threw it all back in my face. 451 00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:00,239 I've seen women like her all my life. 452 00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,439 She just wanted respect. 453 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:05,039 She's taking us to the cleaners, Frank. 454 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,319 Oh, well, she's blagged lesser men than you. 455 00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:10,919 Real mover and shaker. You see where Libby got it from. 456 00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:13,799 Don't badmouth my daughter in public. 457 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:17,799 The teeniest bit of effort, that's all she needed to make, Lillian. 458 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:20,799 Me, me, me. 459 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:24,799 Why do you really think she left? 460 00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:31,039 You wouldn't have dared. 461 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:32,959 She wanted to give it another go with you. 462 00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:36,959 No matter, I begged and reminded her you're nothing but a useless piss-pot. 463 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,599 So, you told her that you could walk? 464 00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:44,039 Maybe I needed to come clean. 465 00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:45,679 Just so she'd fuck off? 466 00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:49,679 Unburden myself of a hateful lie. 467 00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:54,359 And if knowing the truth helped her to find the strength to move on... 468 00:29:57,040 --> 00:30:01,039 And I've been running after you like a busy cunt for four months? 469 00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:05,039 Mm. 470 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:09,039 And for what it's worth, you'll carry on. 471 00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:13,079 Oh? 472 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:16,279 Oh. 473 00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:18,639 Er... excuse me! Oi, oi! 474 00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:21,399 Um... fellow Jockeyites! Get on this! 475 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:24,919 Tss! Fwk! Christ! 476 00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:26,839 Don't do it! 477 00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:30,799 Yeeh! Is this a blagger I see before me? 478 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:34,079 Frank. 479 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:38,079 You taking the piss? 480 00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:42,559 She can, you know. As and when requested. 481 00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:45,519 Yeah, I saw her! Go on, show 'em. 482 00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:47,319 Rambling madman. 483 00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:48,479 Oh! 484 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:49,599 What did you see? 485 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:53,599 What did I... 486 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:59,119 Ooh, listen to me on t'wireless. 487 00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:02,119 Oh. Tut-tut-tut! 488 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:03,759 Tut! 489 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:05,759 Tut-tut-tut! Splat. 490 00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:10,239 Do you enjoy reminding me I'm a cripple? 491 00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:12,719 Now, now, Patty. Trades description. 492 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:16,719 That's what I try, try, every morning. 493 00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:21,159 Because I pray for a miracle every night. 494 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:25,159 And one... one time in a thousand, I get the strength to force myself up 495 00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:30,239 and manage a whole second suspended on my feet. 496 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:35,119 Before... 497 00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:38,559 always fall back down again! 498 00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:40,679 Leave her alone, you bully. She's suffered enough. 499 00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:42,999 Oh, you're good. 500 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:43,799 Come here, you fucking fraud. 501 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,319 Frank! Careful! 502 00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:50,359 No! 503 00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:52,239 No wonder fucking Libby left. 504 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:53,319 That's enough! 505 00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:56,879 OK. OK, OK. Right, OK. 506 00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:58,639 Whoa! 507 00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:00,439 Frank! I'm warning you! 508 00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:06,599 You lying, twisted, piss-stained old fraud! 509 00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:11,719 You soft-arsed bone-idle tramp. Libby's gone for good! 510 00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:13,519 Frank, come on! 511 00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:15,359 Aah! 512 00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:16,439 Fuck! 513 00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:18,799 Help! 514 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:22,439 See! See! She can feel it. I told you! 515 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:25,119 Whoa! 516 00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:31,119 Leave her alone! 517 00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:32,559 Oh! 518 00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:34,359 Oh, my God. 519 00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:35,559 Oh! 520 00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:37,799 Here, he's right. 521 00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:41,439 You... 522 00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:42,439 Oh! 523 00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:43,959 She can walk. 524 00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:46,039 Hallelujah! 525 00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:50,039 Oh, for fuck's sake. 526 00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:54,639 How braindead can you get? 527 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:58,639 Hope it was worth it. 528 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:04,039 So, what about Micky and Lillian? 529 00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:07,119 I haven't got the bookings and this stuff costs a bomb to hire. 530 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,039 It wasn't cos I was smoking weed? 531 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:13,039 I'm just not ready to expand. 532 00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:21,919 Whatever it is, don't do it. 533 00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:27,599 I know she knows I know they've got it. 534 00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,759 Maybe they haven't. Maybe it fell through a hole. 535 00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:31,239 Like I wouldn't have felt it. 536 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:35,239 A hole in the floor? 537 00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:36,319 What are you doing? 538 00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:37,399 You still owe me a kiss. 539 00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:41,399 You owe me a photo. 540 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:43,799 When did you get that? 541 00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:45,799 Last night. Well, send it me, then. 542 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:46,919 Kiss first. 543 00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:50,439 Standing. 544 00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:54,799 Look, I've told you. Kelly hates guns. 545 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:57,519 All I'm saying is she's capable. She lies for a living. 546 00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:58,559 What's that supposed to mean? 547 00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:00,559 She tells nonces she loves them all day long. 548 00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:01,599 Karen's no angel. 549 00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:02,599 Well, go on. 550 00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:05,119 She knew you were selling guns too, you know. 551 00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:07,239 Hey, she never even goes round there. 552 00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:09,879 I know for a fact Kelly did not take that gun. 553 00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:11,879 By my reckoning, that only leaves you. 554 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:15,879 Whoa! 555 00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:19,679 You gonna give your new boyfriend a kiss? 556 00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:20,479 Get off me! 557 00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:22,199 Again. Where's the gun? 558 00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:23,719 I don't know what you mean! 559 00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:27,719 Look what we do to people. Do you think we give a fuck if you go in the groundas well? 560 00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:33,479 Have it your way. 561 00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:36,999 No! No, stop it! 562 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:40,999 Stop! I took it home. 563 00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:47,079 You. You better hope they haven't sold it. 564 00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:51,079 Check upstairs. 565 00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:56,439 Who's a lucky boy, then? 566 00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:05,519 Aah. 567 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:09,519 So, you wanna play with fire, do you? 568 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:11,959 No! 569 00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:48,879 No! No! 570 00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:52,879 Oh! Oh! 571 00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:58,759 Oh! 572 00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:02,679 Get'em off! 573 00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:17,239 More! More! More! 574 00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:19,719 We've already done half an hour over. 575 00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:20,279 That's all you're getting! Get off! 576 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,439 Get 'em off! 577 00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:23,839 Nobody said anything about this. 578 00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:25,079 Like you didn't know! 579 00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:26,839 Karen! This party's over. 580 00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:28,919 Get the door. 581 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:31,799 You're not going anywhere. 582 00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:32,799 Bit of a prick teaser, are we? 583 00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:40,039 Get it out for the lads. Yes. 584 00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:48,119 Hey, hey, hey, give us that! It's his treat. 585 00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:49,239 Let him fuck you! 586 00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:52,079 Karen! 587 00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:54,239 Come on, most strippers do a bit more, yeah! 588 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,959 Do you know who I am? 589 00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:01,519 Some potless dirty bitch? 590 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,159 Karen Maguire. 591 00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:04,919 Wit woo. 592 00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:15,039 Whoa! That's a big one. Where's that going? 593 00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:17,879 Up your fucking ring piece, if you're not careful! 594 00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:26,199 What did you do that for? 595 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,999 Hit him as well! 596 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:29,759 Get off. 597 00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:31,559 That's a heavy water pistol. 598 00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:33,919 You reckon? 599 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:35,999 Ah! My leg! 600 00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:44,999 That's what you get, you fucking cunts! 601 00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:55,519 Karen? 602 00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:28,519 Karen? 603 00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:30,319 You OK? 604 00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:33,519 What happened? 605 00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:34,639 It's all right. 606 00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:36,919 Come on, tell me. 607 00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:40,919 Just come here. 608 00:38:56,520 --> 00:39:00,519 Dad always said you were at it. 609 00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:04,559 What's up with you? 610 00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:07,239 Don't you dare waste that! 611 00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:08,559 Think you can fix things with a full English? 612 00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:12,559 He's not been right for days. 613 00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:16,719 Hey, don't... 614 00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:22,199 OK, I'll take 50-50 on the disability benefits. 615 00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:26,559 You've got nothing on me any more. 616 00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:28,239 You sure about that? 617 00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:32,239 No chance. 618 00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:36,399 Well, grassing never sits easy. 619 00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:40,399 But DSS, like pit bulls, get a sniff of blood. 620 00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,959 20 years of false claims? 621 00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:46,679 They are going to want a big chat. 622 00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:50,679 I'd say half each seems fair. 623 00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:53,319 Keep your pathetic threats, Frank. 624 00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:57,319 Someone's beaten you to it. 625 00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:04,039 Time to pack your bags. 626 00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:07,279 You looking at, you fat, lazy bastard? 627 00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,439 You wouldn't be in here if it wasn't for me. 628 00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:10,719 She's full of shit, her! 629 00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:12,599 Like I don't know it. 630 00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:14,359 Who backed her trip to Lourdes? 631 00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:18,359 Bottom line, it's down to her you're even in here. 632 00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:21,039 Oh! 633 00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:24,479 The kid from Cincinnati, he say yes! 634 00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:28,479 Heh-heh-hey-hey! Who'd Adam and Eve it, eh? The luck of the Irish. 635 00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:30,679 Burn the slag. 636 00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:33,959 I said leave it! 637 00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:35,559 O blest Lord, Creator God... 638 00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:40,839 in you all things are rendered pure... 639 00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:45,719 by you are strengthened to endure. 640 00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:48,199 O blest holy hand of God, 641 00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:49,399 all things are sanctified by you... 642 00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:53,599 adorned, enriched, you make them new. 643 00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:57,599 I'm at a funeral. 644 00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:19,919 Go on, Patty! 645 00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:21,399 Go on, girl! 646 00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:28,199 Go on, Patty! 647 00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:56,119 Squaw Valley, California, 1960. 648 00:41:57,720 --> 00:42:01,719 I was to be the first Irish winter ice-dancing Olympian. 649 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,879 Then I got pregnant with Libby. 650 00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:10,879 What, at 15? Fucking... Welcome to your spiritual home. 651 00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:13,919 My country. 652 00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:16,759 The Olympics. 653 00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:18,719 Oh, imagine. 654 00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:21,559 And because you didn't get to fuck about on ice skates 655 00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:23,679 it's all right to steal your daughter's life? 656 00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:26,999 What was your excuse, you useless parasite? 657 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:30,199 Oh, well, yeah, you got me. Guilty as charged. 658 00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:31,599 I stole Libby's heart, 659 00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:35,599 but you know when you're like that, colours are brighter, birdsong's clearer. 660 00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:45,439 Until the novelty fades away 661 00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:49,439 and I'm back in the arms of the only constant. 662 00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:52,519 My only true love. 663 00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:56,519 Am I a lesser man? 664 00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,799 This mother-child thing? 665 00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:03,799 Whoosh! Nurture, shelter, protect. 666 00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:08,279 That's instinct, yeah? 667 00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:10,639 It's instinct. Natural. 668 00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:14,639 Then, with love and prayers, you set them free. 669 00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:20,279 Too right. 670 00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:24,279 Amen. 671 00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:28,119 Just a thought. 672 00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:30,639 I'd booked a termination. 673 00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:33,239 At an underground clinic in Liverpool. 674 00:43:33,240 --> 00:43:35,079 Oh, fuck off. 675 00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,239 Abortion was still illegal. 676 00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:40,479 Now you need to button it. 677 00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:44,479 But the worst storm in a decade stopped the ferries for a week. 678 00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:48,799 Daddy found out, locked me in my room for a month. 679 00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:53,879 I wanted to get rid of her then... 680 00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:58,439 and I don't need her now. 681 00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:02,479 Well, I hope it was worth it. 682 00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:05,519 I don't need anybody. 683 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:23,999 'At what point does withholding the truth become a lie? 684 00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:28,839 'I bet politicians are given books to guide them on that. 685 00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:33,319 'At what point in the lie you've just created is it too late to back out 686 00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:39,239 'and telling the truth would do more damage? 687 00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:41,239 'When you have to keep it going 688 00:44:41,240 --> 00:44:45,239 'because you know that even if you manage to keep that lie going forever, 689 00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:50,439 'it will eat you up so much inside you won't want to live anyway.' 690 00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:58,879 Home deliveries. Good idea. I've got a bit of stock needs shifting. 691 00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:00,759 I don't want to get involved in any illegal shit. 692 00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:02,999 Let your driver take the flack. 693 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,519 Not over, is it? Between you and the running man? 694 00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:06,439 We've been acting out our fantasies. 695 00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,399 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 696 00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:10,079 Mm. 697 00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:12,479 Like butter wouldn't melt. Police just pulled me. 698 00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:15,399 Luckily, I hid that lot somewhere else. 699 00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:17,399 Avril, we need to talk. 700 00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:19,159 You arrogant piece of shit! 701 00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:20,599 Morning! Hiya! 702 00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:21,879 Ring the police, Ches. 703 00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:24,079 Tell them about your paedo tendencies while you're at it. 704 00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:25,639 D'you want some sex? 705 00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:29,639 You were seen kissing her. 706 00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:32,159 I knows my place, master. 707 00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:34,700 Aah! 708 00:45:34,725 --> 00:45:40,025 Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd, MemoryOnSmells www.addic7ed.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00